What is Tableskating anyway?

Tableskating or "Table Skateboarding" if you prefer, is quite literally the ultimate board game that has nothing to do with sitting around a table, rolling dice, flipping cards, or worst of all having to wait enormous amounts of time for something interesting to happen. It requires intermediate balance, extreme hand-eye coordination and impeccable timing.

Tableskating is a totally new extreme sport concept derived entirely from Skateboarding and Fingerboarding. Simply put, if Tennis was Skateboarding; Table Tennis would be Tableskating and as of May 26th, 2019 an application has been created for the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to review and formally approve recognition of the art form. In short, Tableskating is Fingerboarding while Skateboarding.

So what exactly does this new art form entail you maybe wondering?

Here is the complete deffinition:

"Tableskating is a sport that involves driving a special kind of Fingerboard called a Tableskater with a persons index and middle fingertips along the top of a special kind of table called a "Tableskating Table" while riding a regular Skateboard along the side of that very same table."

— ITA Founder

Some minor predictions

In the same way in which we saw retired Baseball players resort to an easier and less energy intensive similar concept (e.g. Golf) in there later years is the same way that we will see skateboarders retire and be forced to regress to something they have the most familiarity with. This is because Tableskating requires less than one tenth of the energy that Skateboarding would normally demand in order to perform the same if not more involved maneuver. Why should a Skateboarding enthusiast not be able to keep on doing what he or she is truly passionate about? Luckily now it seems that they have even more options than ever before with this latest one and will most likely choose to retire to Tableskating.

Why some people are going a-wall over this new modern extreme sport

Newer than new Olympic sports! Skateboarding is a new Olympic sport and Tableskating is newer than Skateboarding. The views and total obsession speaks for it self. This thing is full a pure adrenaline moments and captivating physical wonders only provable by super reality. So grab onto a Tableskater of your choosing and start busting out some really cool tricks with us!

Why I need to Tableskate

"There's nothing fun about anything, when you know that something even better is just waiting to be manifested."

— ITA Founder

Who ever said humans weren't good multitaskers?

A multiplatform synchronized seizer is what Tableskating encompasses in it's entirety when catching a Tableskater in midair while riding a skateboard along the side of a Tableskating Table. Almost like when a cowboy trys to roundup a cow while riding his horse by lassoing the cow's neck or legs.

It's so weird to think how we all went from Skateboarding and setting our record players with a needle in the 70's to Fingerboarding and setting our dvd players with a laser in the 90's and things are drastically different now, yet again because it sure looks like Tableskating and multiplatforms have taken the lead role in the day-to-day lives of some people.